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The "Naughty Boy"

The "Naughty Boy" is an Australian euphemism for the act of sexual intercourse. Popularized by the Australian television comedy series "Wilfred" about a woman named Sarah, her new boyfriend Adam and Sarah's dog, Wilfred. To Sarah Wilfred is nothing more than a 5 year old mixed-breed cantankerous pooch. However, Adam sees Wilfred as a man in a dog suit. They interact, watch DVD's together, eat nachos together and smoke pot together. The term probably originated when Wilfred tried to hump Sarah and she must have told him that he was a "Naughty Boy"
the "Naughty Boy" fucking, rooting, sexual intercourse, banging, screwing, humping, Wilfred, Australia
The "Naughty Boy" by bnj61 September 3, 2010

the naughty bills 

The three bills that have had inappropriate relations with women (Bill O'Reilly, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton)
the naughty bills by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

The Naughty Farmer 

Is when the man is on all fours and the woman (or man if thats what your into) milks you dry.... A milk bucket is optional.
"The other day I my friend Nicci came over and gave me the naughty farmer, it was awesome! That girl really likes milk!"

the naughty ottsel 

A deviant and often illegal sex act performed upon an individual playing the video game "Overwatch".
I can't believe I finally got plat while she was giving me the naughty ottsel.
the naughty ottsel by armacfan420 October 12, 2017

the naughty slob 

while have sex you dip your penis in a bowl of pudding mixed with guacamoly and stick it in the buttwhole of your partner. then you pour a Colt 45 all over you bodies while smoking a cig. After you do that you pull off her big toe-nail and fill it with soem sort of filling
(tappyoca is the best) and suck it off and fart in her face. then hve her eat the poop and dingle berrys out of your mouth.
dude i was banging caroline and i "the naughty slob"ed her it was shnarglerocker

The Naughty Ewok

When a person of a smaller stature (midget/dwarf) dry humps your leg as you try to make your way into the Star Wars Celebration.
As Randy made his way through the doors that led to the Star Wars Celebration, a fairly attractive dwarf began to ravage his leg in a humping motion. He then realized that 'The Naughty Ewok' was being performed on him.
The Naughty Ewok by Pumpkinbear July 19, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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