The __ mister
The __ mister by Vikstar456 March 30, 2023
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the mister purps
The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.
" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.
the mister purps by Sarge25 May 15, 2008
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The Mister Lister
Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides
The Mister Lister by AMong us in rel life November 12, 2021
Maddy and The Mister
A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!
Maddy and The Mister by NoahSeb July 31, 2011
Sister Fister the mister kisser
Your dad
Sister Fister the mister kisser by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021
the Hey Mister Game
The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.
Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."
Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."
Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."
the Hey Mister Game by icameasarat September 17, 2009
what's the time mister wolf?
A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.
Villain: What's the time mister wolf?
Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.
In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.
Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.
In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.
what's the time mister wolf? by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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