Definitions by Sarge25

McShepp 

Excrement that is smeared all over the walls of a bathroom at work.

I don't know who went in the bathroom last but I was just in there and there was McShepp everywhere.

McShepp by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

turd burg

When there is so much excrement in the toilet that it rises above the water level, resembling an ice burg, only this bitch is made of shit.

"Hey, go look at that turd burg I just left in the shitter"

turd burg by Sarge25 May 15, 2008

the mister purps 

The shits you get the next day after drinking wine. Comes from the blackisk purlpe colour of the shit.

" Man, I forgot I drank wine last night and got all freaked out when I looked in the toilet paper and saw the mister purps swimming in the bowl.

the mister purps by Sarge25 May 15, 2008