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The Mexican 

A match winning high school footballer, that wasnt drafted to the AFL, that occasionally likes to eat a plate of nachos from the missus' back in front of the fire place.
Hi Honney, care to join me for the mexican deluxe.
The Mexican by I love the JMAC June 18, 2009
Words you can keep

The Mexican 

Alex Viveros shut the fuk up and why don't you go suk ur cock so you have sumthin to keep yourself busy
Oh look at that bird...nah it's just Alex
The Mexican by Anonymous March 27, 2003

The Mexican Tumbleweed 

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.
Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell
The Mexican Tumbleweed by Finlonger October 21, 2014

The Mexican Hat Shag 

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.
So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.
The Mexican Hat Shag by TheJizzla February 11, 2009

The Mexican Tornado 

One person is tied up on a computer chair and spun around while group of guys/girls with sombreros on has to cum on the person tied up and whoever hits the person on the computer chair wins.
Jose tied up Juanita a gave her The Mexican Tornado with his friends Pablo, Juan, and Pedro when they got back from Taco Bell.
The Mexican Tornado by Zach Geary November 5, 2017

The Mexican Wave

When you are going to finger a girl start with one finger and continually say Uno. Then slip in the second finger saying Dos. Third finger Tres. Forth finger Cuotro. Then say Cinco as you fist your girl. When she screams you open your fist and wave saying Hola.
I picked this girl up the other night and gave her the Mexican Wave. She couldn’t walk the next day.
The Mexican Wave by Stack Hat August 2, 2019

The Mexican Panda 

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.
The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda
The Mexican Panda by Adam Paul December 18, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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