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Touch the item 

Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.
Going to touch the item right now hope I get it they only have 5 in stock.
Touch the item by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020

I got the item on me 

A more subtle way to refer to drugs
“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods”

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop 

It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!
Treat: I will use code *****
Gone: STFU TREAT USE CODE NOT_JELO IN THE ITEM SHOP

putting pokeballs in the items pocket

A modern or "hip" term for inserting ones dick into another's hoochie.
Random fuck boy: "DUDE I AM GOING TO BE PUTTING POKEBALLS IN THE ITEMS POCKET"
Random fuck boy 2: "What does that even mean?"
Random fuck boy 1: "I DON'T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS FUCKING INTENSE!"

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles 

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
theitemdividing
theitemdevising

theitem division

felonious

thief
theft
thiefted

theitems

(the plundered scheduled initiated items to meet theft or separation);
is a stage of plunder as if thieftedness is theft.
“When they would list “theitems” one by one from the booty of the pirates.”
Theitem by michaeldavidhoward April 22, 2021
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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