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(the plundered scheduled initiated items to meet theft or separation);
is a stage of plunder as if thieftedness is theft.
“When they would list “theitems” one by one from the booty of the pirates.”
Theitem by michaeldavidhoward April 22, 2021
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The Item 

American-Syrian Jewish Slang used to refer to anything you may forget the name of
Jeff: Where is the Item tonight
Sam: At Marlene's House
The Item by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Touch the item 

Touching the item means acquiring something of high value with low quantity's. Which make this item hard to get so therefore your touching the item.
Going to touch the item right now hope I get it they only have 5 in stock.
Touch the item by CookchatHOK January 9, 2020
A short, little, hairy, egotistical, Mexican who is known for being too grown to fight and argue, who always has to be right, doesn't like to be told their wrong, Are usually part of the lgbtq+. Fun Facts--- Born: October 2nd- November 8th. Color: Red, Black,Grey. Food: Miracle Whip. Hobbies: Skateboarding, Surfboarding, Shooting, Gaming. Pets: Creatures, Dogs, Cats, Snakes, Birds, Possums. Hates: Racoons, Soda, Horror Movies. Movie: Breakfast Club.
Theiten say your line.
Theiten by Kenny's_Kool November 20, 2023

I got the item on me 

A more subtle way to refer to drugs
“Also bro I got the item on me. You know, the goods

Use code Not_Jelo in the Item Shop 

It's used when you need to use code Not_Jelo in the item shop and if you don't Gone will tell you to stfu!
Treat: I will use code *****
Gone: STFU TREAT USE CODE NOT_JELO IN THE ITEM SHOP
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