the guard
The hand a male puts behind his penis when taking a piss so as not to get any urine on ones garments.
the guard by meerkatman January 27, 2012
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Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.
hard for The Guard by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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Changing of the Guard
When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.
Changing of the Guard by PhillyStinkBait January 1, 2022
Changing of the Guard
I have a Changing of the guard.
Changing of the Guard by J Pizzle October 1, 2004
Calling the Guard
Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).
Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass
Nate: Uhhh, Guard?
Example 2: (extremely sus)
Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy
Jeremy: GUARD!!!!
Calling the Guard by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019
Changing of the Guard
When an unmotivated friend sticks around for multiple friend change overs. Moods associated with said friend and event often include heavier than normal drinking, lashing out, sadness, depression, anger, loss of sexual drive, bitterness, over sleeping, over eating, and diarrhea.
Changing of the Guard by Bare knuckle boxer June 8, 2012
Changing of the Guard
"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"
"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."
"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."
Changing of the Guard by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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