Definitions by PhillyStinkBait

PreTard

A person who takes too much pre-workout and starts to act insane

Look at Johnny over there on the bench press, it looks like he’s got that PreTard strength today.

PreTard by PhillyStinkBait November 17, 2025

crawshits 

Any bowel movement following the consumption of crawfish at a southern crawfish boil. Typically accompanied by the unmistakable scent of digested crab boil, the visual presence of corn and a burning sensation caused by cayenne pepper.

Dude, I could barely walk yesterday! I had a major case of the crawshits, but if y'all are having a boil next weekend, hell yes I'll be there!

crawshits by PhillyStinkBait March 14, 2022

Changing of the Guard 

When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.

Damn bro, I'm glad we got our food the changing of the guard!

Changing of the Guard by PhillyStinkBait January 1, 2022