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v. a euphemism for cockblock. used around people you don't want to say "cock" around
Man 1: Dude, don't be a c-blocker (nervous laugh).

Woman: What's that?

Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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1. n. A US Coast Guard member. not derogatory.
You can always tell a Coastie by the smell of alcohol on his breath.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.

2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.
I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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1. n. a silly adventure. 2. n. a day in elementary school where children do track and field. 3. v. (orig. US Coast Guard) to clean beyond the point of all logic.
1. Those kids had a field day with those squirt guns. 2. I love the shot put at field day. 3. You boys did not field day the head. You just cleaned it.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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Girl: Hey, why do you have that giant attack robot on a leash?

Guy: For jic, baby. For jic.
by theunknowngl March 22, 2007
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1. infantryman in the US Army
2. any Soldier. sometimes derogatory.
I hate walking into a bar and seeing a bunch of grunts.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
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