Definitions by theunknowngl

jic 

n. Colorado. acronym for Just In Case

Girl: Hey, why do you have that giant attack robot on a leash?

Guy: For jic, baby. For jic.

jic by theunknowngl March 28, 2007

haole 

Regional. Hawaii.

Def.: 1) n. a) White Person b) White American c) derogatory for White Person or White American syn. cracker

2) adj. a) of Caucausian ancestry b) having to do with White American Culture

Haole (or Howlee as I like to spell it) is a bastardization of a Hawaiian word meaning foreigner (literally "without breath"). The correct pronunciation of the Hawaiian word haole is (ha-o-lay).

It can be derogatory depending on usage.

Eh, brah, you wen spock da haole chick ova dea?

Eh, haole shit, like false crack?

So haole, your hairstyle!

Mos' Hawaiians get some haole.

haole by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

skaid 

Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English.

Def: scared.

Brah, had dis one 12 foot freak set, but no skaid, yeah?

skaid by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

shitbag 

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort

What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?

shitbag by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

ass 

n. 1) buttocks

n. 2) someone that humiliates themselves

n. 3) sexy women

n. 4) sex

1. That chick has a flat ass.

2. I told you if you talked to her, you would make an ass out of yourself.

3. There is quite a bit of ass in this gym.

4. I really need to get me some ass tonight!

ass by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

hard for The Guard 

Mil. orig. US Coast Guard.
Def.: adj. a Coast Guard Member that loves the Coast Guard so much it is ridiculous. derogatory.

So, Johnson, are you trying to prove how hard for The Guard you are? Stop it!

hard for The Guard by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

pissant 

Def: 1. n. an unskilled worker at an etry level position.
2. adj. describing unskilled, despicable labor. orig. from the idea of being in an ant colony

Man, working the grill and McDonald's is such pissant work.

pissant by theunknowngl October 16, 2004