theunknowngl's definitions

wingman

1. A friend of yours who will distract the fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker

orig. US Air Force n. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.

Aight man, I'll be wingman this time, but you owe me big time.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

shitbag

Def. Military. : 1) a) a very lazy person b) one who deceptively hides their lack of work or effort

What shitbag forgot to paint behind the furniture?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Coastie

1. n. A US Coast Guard member. not derogatory.

You can always tell a Coastie by the smell of alcohol on his breath.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

morale gear

1. a female in the Coast Guard that is promiscuous with the males at her unit.

Yeah, BM3 Smith is the boat's morale gear.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

jic

n. Colorado. acronym for Just In Case

Girl: Hey, why do you have that giant attack robot on a leash?

Guy: For jic, baby. For jic.

by theunknowngl March 28, 2007

waste of life

1. One whose life is stagnant.

Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

pound

Regional. Hawaii. Pidgin English.

1. beat up

2. get hit by a big wave or waves while wave riding

3. to drink quickly

1. Ho, dat Sole got pounded by da Vietnamee kid!

2. At da beach today, no can handle. Got pounded!

3. Eh, just pound dat beah!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004