33 definitions by theunknowngl
Man 1: Dude, don't be a c-blocker (nervous laugh).
Woman: What's that?
Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...
Woman: What's that?
Man: Sorry! If you'll excuse me...
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
1. One who socially gets between one or more potential couples. 2. A male who prevents another from getting laid by socially getting in the way.
1. I was right about to ask for her number, and then your cockblocking ass had to tell your stupid drunk story.
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
2. I was about to take her home, and then you had to make the remark about the old cheeseburger under the seat in my car, you damn cockblocker!
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
1. n. a silly adventure. 2. n. a day in elementary school where children do track and field. 3. v. (orig. US Coast Guard) to clean beyond the point of all logic.
1. Those kids had a field day with those squirt guns. 2. I love the shot put at field day. 3. You boys did not field day the head. You just cleaned it.
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
by theunknowngl March 22, 2007
by theunknowngl October 16, 2004