The Governator

Arnold!!! Formerly the Terminator exterminator or the Preditator and the Gary Colminator.

Caleeeeefornia haa haa haa

by Will Groner July 29, 2005

the governor

When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.

Kelly used the governor last night while blowing me.

by HomerT February 14, 2007

have a meeting with the governor

take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business

Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.

by wacokid September 26, 2010

Shake hands with the governor

1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

by Miguel O March 6, 2012

shaking hands with the governor of love

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)

I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

by Tom P. Cock April 21, 2006

shaking hands with the governor

Male masturbation

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

by coyote duster April 14, 2014

The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

by JB July 24, 2008