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"the ez" is a juicy handjob that can only be performed by a high crocodile on steroids, this can happen within their natural habitat (pub), if this is to EVER happen to you step one, take a cold bath, step two, go naked into you local shop and shout "iv juts had "the ez" and walk out twerking , this will get rid of any crocodile germs.
Girl . "Walks into locak shop" I JUST HAD THE EZ, YWLL BE JELLY.
People in shop. Omg stacy, why didnt you tell me .
the ez by Unicornsarehappy.23 March 22, 2017
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The Great Ez 

A fat ass with a dead mom who loves pudding.
lol, you fag, you're such a "the great ez!!"
The Great Ez by Sarah February 24, 2005

The "Ezra Effect" 

When a person of a higher skill level parties with a person of lower skill level, the higher skill player is to fall to the level of the lower skilled player.
James has been playing games with his brother too much, he just fell to bronze 4, he is suffering the "Ezra Effect"
The "Ezra Effect" by American Pi December 30, 2016

The George Ezra 

Like his song paradise states, "2 in the front, 1 in the back". The George Ezra is the art of penetrating a woman with 2 fingers in the vagina and 1 in the anus
"Totally gave Catherine The George Ezra last night"
The George Ezra by Leela91 May 3, 2019

the religion of ezine

Ezine is a religion which believes in feminism ,pro choice, LGBTQ+ pride, anti racism, animal rights and freedom of speech.this religion is often resembled with a vial "necklace" and commonly has a day of the year dedicated to self reflection, cleanse and what some consider a "new start" or "rebirth". people dedicated to the religion commonly refer to themselves as "ezinenian"or "ezenith" this comes from the ancient language known as Zulu
person-"what religion are you"
person 2-"i consider myself apart of the religion of ezine"

The Prophet of Ezekiel 

one of the most legendary and inspiring writers of the new era, it is said that he has a secret alliance with the other legend of a U.D. publisher, the voice of the common cock, it is said that no one being has ever discovered who he is , some may think they know, but there is only one being that truly knows the meaning behind the prophet we all know and love, and thats the voice of the common cock, it is also rumored that he is William Shakespear reincarnated to speak the truth to all the non believers
the prophet of ezekiel and the voice of the common cock are 2 of the greatest writers since the ancient rock carvings of the cavemen

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