embroidery

A traditional art form that involves using a needle and thread to put decorative designs on fabric. Nowadays it is most often done with a machine to put the logos of shitty sports teams on hats.

(not to be confused with cross stitch)

Ronald: Wow Annie I love the design on that hoodie you're wearing
Annie: Thanks its embroidered
Ronald: That's awesome embroidery is such an underappreciated art form that needs more recognition

by ceebee-bruh November 24, 2022

embroidery

Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.

This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.

Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"

Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."

by Pseudo Nayme November 18, 2013

Anal Embroidery

Where someone has a cut on their skin, and someone takes a shit on the cut.
After a while of the scabbing, the shit is stained underneath the skin, like a shit tattoo. Anal Embroidery.

Jake: Hey! Where'd you get that rad tattoo?!
James: My ex gave it to me! She had a Butter Chicken and was firing like a fucking machine gun!
Jake: Oh! Anal Embroidery!

by pixel135 May 27, 2013

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

Devil May Cry Is The Thought Of Ezra Miller Around Embroidery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Embroidery sauce

The bullshit you give your friends when their name starts with e

Hey embroidery sauce!

by Sspp May 16, 2021