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a rare one of a kind species found in the city of Half Moon Bay. This species is red in the face, very white, fat and round.
"HAHA its The Egg."
The Egg by Hoe and Beau April 17, 2003
Words you can keep
my friend maria. when i got her phone number i called her "maria the egg" in my phone cos i already had a maria in my phone. dunno why, but the nick name stuck. she doesnt like it...
maria the egg
"WHERES THE EGG??"
the egg by salamahol January 11, 2004

The “egg ick” 

The sudden and intense feeling of disgust for eggs that unexpectedly arises while eating eggs.
I cannot finish these eggs. I just got the “egg ick”.
The “egg ick” by enterprise1701 December 31, 2022

"the egg man"

this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.
"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""
"the egg man" by a_banana510 October 15, 2008

The Egg Beater 

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

The Egg Roll 

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.
He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.
The Egg Roll by Skott September 21, 2004

the egg in the shoe

A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.
«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»

«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»
the egg in the shoe by Minlio August 2, 2020
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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