my friend maria. when i got her phone number i called her "maria the egg" in my phone cos i already had a maria in my phone. dunno why, but the nick name stuck. she doesnt like it...
To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.
This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...
n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penisshaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.
He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.