Squirrel Brains

Alternative name for testicles.

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!

by Skott December 13, 2004

Life's Purpose

Life purpose is to break the impossible without realizing it.

You'll never truely understand Life's Purpose

by Skott October 15, 2004

catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

by Skott October 23, 2004

deep passage

A synonym of vagina, but usually when refering to a tall womens vagina.

Yo King Tut, I must say her deep passage is completly unpleasurable especially due to the large amount of crusts/molds inhabiting the insides.

by Skott October 12, 2004

Italian Boiler

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.

No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Mugen

The Ronin guy on Samurai Champloo that looks alot like Spike from Cowboy Bebop

The guy from the Japanese islands on Samurai Champloo is Mugen.

by Skott November 10, 2004

Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum

That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.

by Skott September 21, 2004