The Congressman
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the congressional
Named after the democratic New Hampshire Congressman, Richard "Dick" Swett, having a case of the Congressional is when you have a large amount of dick sweat. This mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvestites.
Frank: Man, I have a wicked case of the congressional.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.
Jim: A lot of dick sweat, huh?
Frank: Feels like a full session of congress down there.
Jim: Swamp Ass is a bitch.
the congressional by Nuts n Soup May 17, 2010
I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!
Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman! by ribetab January 11, 2011
bang a you-ee
bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026