2 definitions by California Brown

The Congressman

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

by California Brown January 11, 2008

Crescent Wrench in some locations and
Vice Grips in others

I've never been stranded on the side of the road as long as I have my Mexican Toolbox

by California Brown July 21, 2010