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congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.
Suck my Congressman.
congressman by Solasvegas June 17, 2011

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.
He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.
Congressman by McDimple December 13, 2017

congressman's coffee 

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

Congressman Delay 

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
Congressman Delay by Dungheap June 1, 2006

Congressman Weiner 

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.
Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!
Congressman Weiner by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

The Congressman 

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.
She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.
The Congressman by California Brown January 15, 2008
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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