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congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.
Suck my Congressman.
congressman by Solasvegas June 17, 2011

Congressman

The act of forcing someone's face into your crotch in an attempt to initiate oral sex.
He seemed like a great guy until he tried to pull a Congressman on me in the car after dinner.
Congressman by McDimple December 13, 2017

congressman's coffee 

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.
It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

Congressman Delay 

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

Congressman Weiner 

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.
Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!
Congressman Weiner by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

The Congressman 

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.
She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.