The Comet

In order to correctly perform the sex move "The Comet", participants have to engage in sex on a balcony above a pool. The male partner has to convince his female partner that it would be really sexy to have gasoline all over her body, and during orgasm, he proceeds to light the gasoline (and subsequentally her body) on fire and push her off the balcony into the pool, making her look like a comet on the way down.

"There he goes, pulling The Comet" Brandon said, just as Will's partner hit the water.

by Person 37 July 25, 2008

ride the comet

A euphemisim for suicide. While phrases such as "six feet under" and "pushing up daisies" apply to other forms of death, this is specifically for suicide. It was inspired by the Heaven's Gate cult, who committed suicide in the belief that their souls would ride a "spaceship" hidden near the Hale-Bopp comet when it passed by Earth in 1997.

Did you hear what happened to Joe?

Yeah. After he lost his job and his wife left him, he couldn't take it anymore. He decided to ride the comet.

by nitrogyro1 September 19, 2009

dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

kick the comet

A game invented by the Duggins and Moocow as youth.

To play, you dump gasoline on a tennis ball, light it on fire, and kick it around.

Kick the comet ended when the comet went into the sewer and caught leaves on fire.

by auraholly July 5, 2023

My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there

Dude, did you see all those gross videos on My Friend the Comet??

by crazymofo11 April 14, 2014

De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

by RoxJ September 29, 2008

on the come up

somethin that's not quite happenin yet, but on the vurge of blowin up or makin some serious noise.

I got some thangs in the works but I can't talk about it yet. It's definitely on the come up, word ta mother.

by the excalibur November 11, 2008