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The Clacker 

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.
Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.
The Clacker by ferris314 April 14, 2010
Words you can keep

The clicker

Channel Changer
Fred: Christina give me the clicker.

Christina: find a good movie to watch.
The clicker by Therealbusman June 10, 2018

The Cracker Game 

A competative jerk circle in which a group of guys stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. The last person to let out their load on the cracker has to eat it.
After loosing the cracker game Bobby ate the soggy cracker.
The Cracker Game by Bobby the Jap August 17, 2006

The Cracker Squirm 

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

what the cracker? 

another way of saying what the hell.
person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??
what the cracker? by Melanie November 15, 2003

olivia the cracker 

A white bitch that thinks volleyball is better than basketball and thinks that it is easy
Boy: ohh yuhhh we won the basketball game
Olivia the cracker : umm excuse me but basketball is totes easy sksksk volleyball is way more challenging

Boy: ummm ok

Olivia the cracker:Yea like i would beat u in any sport sksksk .... i like justice
olivia the cracker by rthrtye5u6 November 21, 2019

stay on the cracker 

take care of business; don't make a nuisance of yourself but if you do, be prepared to back it up
"George was getting sloppy so I warned him to stay on the cracker, before he gets canned."

stay
cracker
stay on the cracker by Mr. Tabrapit November 30, 2010
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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