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The Clacker 

A maneuver where a male pulls his pants down while in a standing position (generally to the ankles), lifts his shirt with one hand, and expeditiously thrusts his hips back and forth in a swinging motion. If done correctly, the thrusting will swing his "member" into contact with the abdomen on the upswing, and the leg or anus on the downswing, thereby creating a "clacking" sound. It is recommended that this act be augmented by pouring a beer over the crotch with the free hand to accentuate the clacks being generated.
Ross was getting annoyed by Carissa so he decided to pull out The Clacker to make her leave.
The Clacker by ferris314 April 14, 2010
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The clicker

Fred: Christina give me the clicker.

Christina: find a good movie to watch.
The clicker by Therealbusman June 10, 2018

The Cracker Game 

A competative jerk circle in which a group of guys stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. The last person to let out their load on the cracker has to eat it.
After loosing the cracker game Bobby ate the soggy cracker.
The Cracker Game by Bobby the Jap August 17, 2006

The Cracker Squirm 

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

what the cracker? 

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??
what the cracker? by Melanie November 15, 2003

olivia the cracker 

A white bitch that thinks volleyball is better than basketball and thinks that it is easy
Boy: ohh yuhhh we won the basketball game
Olivia the cracker : umm excuse me but basketball is totes easy sksksk volleyball is way more challenging

Boy: ummm ok

Olivia the cracker:Yea like i would beat u in any sport sksksk .... i like justice
olivia the cracker by rthrtye5u6 November 21, 2019

stay on the cracker 

take care of business; don't make a nuisance of yourself but if you do, be prepared to back it up
"George was getting sloppy so I warned him to stay on the cracker, before he gets canned."

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cracker
stay on the cracker by Mr. Tabrapit November 30, 2010
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