The Cali
Fisting a guy's ass until loose enough to insert the balls inside then after natural tightening up stand up to pop them out....
The Cali by Cajunpapa85 June 13, 2018
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The California Vortex
When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
The California Vortex by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020
the california lightbulb
One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
the california lightbulb by Ymetho December 11, 2017
The California MacBook
The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
The California MacBook by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019
The calileo effect
The art form of adding emphasis by repeating the word in your previous message, however the word is separated into letters to stand out and pursuade the other member(s) of the text that the information is indeed correct.
THE CALILEO EFFECT IN ACTION
Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"
Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"
Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"
Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"
The calileo effect by The creative writer July 2, 2020
The California Way
-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."
-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."
-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."
The California Way by PLil December 18, 2008
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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