The Cali
Fisting a guy's ass until loose enough to insert the balls inside then after natural tightening up stand up to pop them out....
The Cali by Cajunpapa85 June 13, 2018
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the king of cali
the king of cali by Dirty Ed April 7, 2005
The California Vortex
When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
The California Vortex by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020
the california lightbulb
One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
the california lightbulb by Ymetho December 11, 2017
The California MacBook
The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
The California MacBook by Lucas Likes Eggs April 9, 2019
The calileo effect
The art form of adding emphasis by repeating the word in your previous message, however the word is separated into letters to stand out and pursuade the other member(s) of the text that the information is indeed correct.
THE CALILEO EFFECT IN ACTION
Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"
Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"
Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"
Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"
The calileo effect by The creative writer July 2, 2020
The California Way
-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."
-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."
-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."
The California Way by PLil December 18, 2008
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