When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”
The act of dipping your penis into windshield wiper fluid and then immediately and profusely shoving it into a USB port on any device in any given location.
I can't believe Dante performed The California MacBook at the Children's Center this morning.
The art form of adding emphasis by repeating the word in your previous message, however the word is separated into letters to stand out and pursuade the other member(s) of the text that the information is indeedcorrect.
THE CALILEO EFFECT IN ACTION
Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"
Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"
2. The fact that everyone smokes weed in California.
-"Dude, wanna go blaze it?" "For sure! Thats the California Way."
-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."