When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.
The art form of adding emphasis by repeating the word in your previous message, however the word is separated into letters to stand out and pursuade the other member(s) of the text that the information is indeed correct.
THE CALILEO EFFECT IN ACTION
Person 1 "ribs off a pear, like a mango on a tuesday"
Person 2 " that makes fuck all sense"
Person 1 "embrace it"
Person 2 "what?"
Person 1 "e m b r a c e it"
Person 2 "ffs, fine"
-"Out of all those years of smoking in the backyard so my parents wouldn't find out, it turns out they were in the front yard sneaking away from me to blaze it themselves, but everyone was too high to realize."