The Bollocks

1. The best of something, in relation to other examples of the said thing (See also 'The dog's bollocks').

2. A total and utter lie.

1. Did you ever play that game 'Terranigma' on the SNES? It was the bollocks.

2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.

by elprza October 28, 2003

kick in the Bollocks

the mixing of Jagermister and red bull

hi barkeep I'd like a kick in the bollocks .
very rare is like and kick in the bollocks used in thje same sentence.

by Brandon_ha July 22, 2006

Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.

Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!

by Keeno69 April 11, 2022

the dogs bollocks

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

by minge monkey April 23, 2003

dog's bollocks (the)

Top class. Can not be bettered.

Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.

Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.

That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!

by Andy March 15, 2004

the dogs bollocks

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.

Man, that car is the dogs bollocks

by Timo April 28, 2003

dog's bollocks (the)

British term referring to anyone or anything that is of top quality. Can also be referred to as the mutt's nuts or the pup's plums. Not to be confused with bollocks.

"That goal was the dog's bollocks!"
"He is the dog's bollocks."

by Matt Williams January 13, 2004