elprza's definitions

ghoster

An example of faeces, that requires no wiping; doesn't smell; splash; make noise; leave skids or any other evidence of its existence.

Does it smell bad in there? Nah, mate; it was only a ghoster.

by elprza October 28, 2003

elprawn

elprawn, or elprza to my ghetto homies. This is synonimic of my real name.

Hey, elprawn!

Ya get me, elprza? Blut Blut.

by elprza October 10, 2003

nobscratch

A tool invented in Victorian times for adding a good finish to door handles.

Look at that filthy nobscratch

by elprza October 10, 2003

fo' shizzle my honkizzle

"fo shizzle ma honkizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah honkeezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah honky" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my White-European american brother"

by elprza October 25, 2003

Petshop Boy

A male member of the human race, who likes to find pleasure in the act of insertion of small animals into their rectum.

Don't let him look after your ferret! He's a fucking petshop boy!

by elprza October 28, 2003

Really Doh'

Really

Person 1: Did he just fucking wink at me?

Person 2: Really doh'

by elprza October 28, 2003

The Bollocks

1. The best of something, in relation to other examples of the said thing (See also 'The dog's bollocks').

2. A total and utter lie.

1. Did you ever play that game 'Terranigma' on the SNES? It was the bollocks.

2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.

by elprza October 28, 2003