2 definitions by Timo

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.
Man, that car is the dogs bollocks
by Timo April 28, 2003
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Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
by Timo July 19, 2004
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