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yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
by Timo July 19, 2004
mugGet the yogurt optometrymug.

the dogs bollocks

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.
Man, that car is the dogs bollocks
by Timo April 28, 2003
mugGet the the dogs bollocksmug.

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