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Definitions by Timo

yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
yogurt optometry by Timo July 19, 2004

the dogs bollocks 

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.
Man, that car is the dogs bollocks
the dogs bollocks by Timo April 28, 2003