The bastian is a term for a friend that does drugs, lies, and takes your things. He has no consience which makes it fun to hang out with him. He is the kind of kid which knows what YHBT.YHL.HAND means
Mike:Hey can i have a ride home
The Bastian: No
Mike: I live a block from you
The Bastian: Oh Well, watcha gonna do
The Bastian: No
Mike: I live a block from you
The Bastian: Oh Well, watcha gonna do
by Du-Youn February 02, 2007
Bastian the best guy in the world he’s hella smart hella nice hella cool hella bootiful hella fun hella good at what girls want. He’s just the best guy overall. We love Bastians💦😘🥰❤️
by Ishsbe isheb e October 10, 2019
The coolest person you will ever meet. They will try their hardest to never let you down. They can also give some of the most pleasurable sex you will ever have and normally have a penis well over average size. They are compassionate and friendly but they like to be naughty. They also love to work with their hands.
by Thatoneguy17 October 13, 2009
Bastian in the boxes below, link to other words with square brackets. For example. booty will become booty
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by Ishsbe isheb e October 09, 2019
The nicest, funniest, most thoughtful person you will ever meet. Super sporty and cool. Hopefully you will get to meet one.
by ASL4life January 21, 2017
He is such a Bastian.
by Neli Phatass June 06, 2021
by Guccitoiletman May 14, 2019