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To Masturbate in a very patriotic way. Often will be done while listening to the national anthem, while watching the president give a speech, Or while cloaked in an American Flag
Guy 1: Dude last night i did some constitutional masturbation.
Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem
Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem
by Gentalmansmiley June 20, 2011
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Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011
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Leon: Oh really, what will you guys do?
James: What do you think she's my Bro Dog, we are gonna fuck shit up.
Leon: Oh really, what will you guys do?
James: What do you think she's my Bro Dog, we are gonna fuck shit up.
by gentalmansmiley November 9, 2011
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