The toilet 

1. A sexual act when you shit and piss into your partner's mouth and then yank their ear and pour water into their mouth, as if flushing a toilet. Past tense: toileted, present tense: toileting future tense: will toilet

Guy:Dude I did the toilet with my girlfriend last night!
Guy2: Ew dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?

The toilet by pheloniustyronius May 20, 2020

The Toilet Store

The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.

Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?

The Toilet Store by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

the toilet ate my lasagna

the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.

Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.

the toilet ate my lasagna by marblecakealsothegame13 September 18, 2018

The Toilet Paper Bitch 

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

The Toilet Paper Bitch by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

The Toilet Seat 

Sexual position with a difficulty rating of 10/10:
Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.

Guy1: Holy shit dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.

Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.

Guy1: Shit yeah son!

The Toilet Seat by GaryOlson June 9, 2010

the toilet dream

a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.

I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:

on the side of a busy highway

on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the

toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)

In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends

and throngs of people were walking through, and there

was no stall, just a toilet

etc etc

In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with

passers-by as I sit on the toilet

I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away

the toilet dream by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010

The Toilet Garb

During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.

I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.

The Toilet Garb by K.R. Prown February 8, 2010