Milkwasabadchoice's definitions

scotch

The preferred drink of choice by Ron Burgundy, who often consumes it and sings his undying love for it. Ron deeply regrets having milk one day on the streets of San Diego instead of the love of his life.

Ron: I love scotch! Scotchy scotch scotch!

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Milk

To Ron Burgundy, an inappropriate substance to be drinking in hot weather. It also has a high level of calcium.

Ron: Milk was a bad choice!

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

the Duke

1. The character who messes up EVERYTHING for Satine and Christian in Moulin Rouge.
2. A disgusting, selfish, crazy pervert
3. A person whose name is never revealed

"The Duke! HIDE!"

"Everyone knows. Harold knows. And sooner or later the Duke will find out too."

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

Nicole Kidman

An Australian multi-talented actress who exudes much more class and elegance than most people in Hollywood. Can sing and dance as shown in Moulin Rouge and the duet with Robbie Williams, "Somethin' Stupid".

“I believe that as much as you take, you have to give back. It's important not to focus on yourself too much.”
—Nicole Kidman

by Milkwasabadchoice August 18, 2006

Moulin Rouge

n. The best movie ever
v. To be the best movie ever

You know what? That movie was almost a Moulin Rouge.

by milkwasabadchoice October 18, 2006

Jade

The illiterate, word-producing, biracial butterfly from America's Next Top Model Cycle Six who receives more eye rolls than compliments on the runway from the judges. The most entertaining aspect of cycle six due to her arrogance and irrationality towards others.

Jade: Etcetera is spelled e-x-c-e-t-r-a.

The rumors of Jade's inability to pronounce and spell words is confirmed and can now be added to the list of hilarious things we love about her.

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

michael scott

The US version's main character on the TV show 'The Office'. He is the boss of Dunder Mifflin Paper Company in Scranton, Pennslyvania. A complete idiot who digs himself deeper into holes. Michael means well (most of the time) but comes off as a narcisisstic jerk, especially to his employees. Believes he is a pro basketball player as well as comedian, which in a sense is, unintentionally. The following words would describe Michael Scott: racist, idiot, hilarious, lazy, anti-feminist and lastly, what an employee dreams of as the worst possible boss.

Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North" and those are some of the principles that I live with today.

by Milkwasabadchoice August 16, 2006