The Norris
A drink using 3/4th rum, (spiced or black optional) and 1/4th Sourpuss. Invented by the venerable Mr. Norris of New Scotland
The Norris by Moxord January 10, 2014
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The norris nuts
The Norris Nuts is a family youtuber. They make vlogs and challenges! They are unique and really sweet! The kids, named: Sabre, Sockie, Biggy, Naz, Disco and charm ! The parents are Justin and Brooke Norris. They live in Australia.
The norris nuts by elyze February 9, 2020
The Norris Table
Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.
*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.
The Norris Table by beatgoon June 28, 2011
The Norris Syndrome
Syndrome named after Shaun M. Norris, prolific author of RISEN.
It is a mental issue when the frontal cortex of brain is deformed due to high inbreeding. The user becomes highly toxic, racist, homophobic, transphobic and sees himself as the absolute perfect human. The one above others who is never wrong.
It is a mental issue when the frontal cortex of brain is deformed due to high inbreeding. The user becomes highly toxic, racist, homophobic, transphobic and sees himself as the absolute perfect human. The one above others who is never wrong.
Did you see the tweets he posted telling all members of LGBTQI+ suffer from mental illnesses and should be hanged?
Yeah… dude suffers from The Norris Syndrome.
Yeah… dude suffers from The Norris Syndrome.
The Norris Syndrome by Mropdropp November 2, 2023
The Norris… Pour Elle
Basically a vibrating dildo shaped liked Chuck Norris’ gun. The French “for her” lends the powerful device a soft feminine connotation.
The Norris… Pour Elle by Kevin S. And Michael J. March 4, 2024
The Norris Pour Elle
A large vibrating dildo shaped like Chuck Norris’ gun. The French phrase “pour elle” means “for her” lending the device a soft, feminine connotation, despite its explosive power.
The Norris Pour Elle by Kevin S. And Michael J. March 4, 2024
The Chuck Norris
Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.
The Chuck Norris by WlkrTxsRngr June 8, 2009
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