the fork 

a man who likes to have sex with other women, but he can last only a mintue

Michael is the fork.

the fork by @lly November 30, 2006

The Fork Of Justice 

Originally an amusing and unique handle for chat rooms and games (originally MINE that is) which has become a comical (and increasingly widespread) way to 'poke' fun at evildoers, trolls or any one of life's petty annoyances within newsgroups, chat rooms and blogs.

It's main purpose is to dismiss annoying arguments, people and situations in a civilized manner without resorting to flaming, net hooliganism or other kinds of embarrassing behaviour.

A way of saying "this little thing will not get me down".

The use of the "Fork Of Justice" ranges from literally using a fork to poke the offending party (in chat), posting a picture of a fork in a thread or blog, or as a comical over-played super hero roleplay.

"I am The Fork Of Justice! I stabbeth thee with my Progs OF Truth!"

"You have been poked with The Fork of Justice. Troll."

The Fork Of Justice by TheForkOfJustice October 26, 2004

the fork is in the ranch 

An expression used when something bad happens, usually just a minor inconvenience.

Timothy: "Ah man, the fork is in the ranch!"
Kyra: "What happened?"
Timothy: "I forgot my car keys."

the fork is in the ranch by The Rymuss November 26, 2021

hit it with the fork 

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

hit it with the fork by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013

What the fork

"What the fuck" in the good place

What the fork is a Chidi?

What the fork by Eleanor Shellstrop January 31, 2019

hit it with the fork 

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

hit it with the fork by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013

lets do the fork in the garbage disposal

"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.

Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

lets do the fork in the garbage disposal by the_last_ak June 28, 2013