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The Dan Move
While your girl is asleep, you stealthly get in bed behind her, careful not to wake her from her slumber, then place your wang in the middle of her back or buttcrack and arouse her from her slumber and proceed to service her.
The Dan Move by ChaSin78 February 21, 2009
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The Dan Band
The Dan Band is best well known as the wedding band from the movie Old School, in which they performed a profane arrangement of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (they also performed the song "Lady"), and as the Bat Mitzvah band performing a sultry, seductive, and maybe pedophilic version of George Benson’s “I feel like making love” in the movie Starsky & Hutch.
The lead singer of the band is Dan Finnerty and he is originally from Bath, New York.
The band’s first LP was released in April, 2005 on Side One Dummy Records and is a live recording of one of their many sold out shows.
The lead singer of the band is Dan Finnerty and he is originally from Bath, New York.
The band’s first LP was released in April, 2005 on Side One Dummy Records and is a live recording of one of their many sold out shows.
The Dan Band constantly tours the country and you should see them live, join their mailing list, and check out their website.
The Dan Band by Stu Rabin June 24, 2005
The Dan Andrews
Hey Robs pullin "The Dan Andrews" again
Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.
Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.
The Dan Andrews by VictoriaMelbourne1 September 25, 2020
The Dan Marino
So you're fucking a girl doggy style and you act like her cooch is getting dry so you say "Hold up baby, let me get some lube". Except you don't get lube; you get a fucking NFL sized football with a Miami Dolphins logo on it. She's just moaning and waiting for the KY and you set up that pigskin laces out. Then you yell "MARINOOOOO!!!" and kick that ball for her two holes. You have a friend waiting in the closet who jumps out and gives the field goal sign yelling "Laces out Dan!!". If it's in her pussy (and sticks): 1 point, and if it's in her ass (and sticks): 3 points. In addition, if you carry the girl out to a large body of salt water, with the football stuck in either hole, then it's 6 points and a mermaid will jump out of the ocean/sea/brackish swamp with arms up and yell "TOUCHDOWN!!!" as you spike that ho into the water.
Casey- "Dude, that girl at your place last night looked pretty washed up this morning"
Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."
Justin- "Yeah man. Well, you can't blame her- I pulled The Dan Marino on that bitch. And... I went for the touchdown."
The Dan Marino by ASHEVILLE BEAST October 13, 2009
The Dan's
The name given to 2437 Ohio Ave.: the center of the Cincinnati/Clifton universe circa 2001-2005.
If you went to the University of Cincinnati around then, you've partied there.
If you've been found with your head stuck in the balcony railing puking your brains out, or thrown couches down onto the driveway at cars, you've partied there.
If you've pissed off of a 50 foot balcony next to another dude to see who can hit the cars below, you've partied there.
If you've gotten hammered and pissed in one of the bedrooms, you've partied there...hell, you may have even LIVED there.
If you've thrown your friend's clothes down the stairs, then repeatedly kicked him in the ribcage, you've partied there.
If you've been drunk enough to shit on the bathroom carpet while bent over puking, you've partied there, and you were probably not sober.
If you've climbed out a sketchy 2' x 3' 3rd floor bedroom window, shimmied across a duct-taped downspout held up by a gutter above a dry-rotted balcony, just to drink on the 65 degree angle roof 60+ feet above the concrete below, then you've definitely partied there.
If you've made out with some of the ugliest chicks in Cincinnati, sadly the chances are pretty good you were partying there.
If you went to the University of Cincinnati around then, you've partied there.
If you've been found with your head stuck in the balcony railing puking your brains out, or thrown couches down onto the driveway at cars, you've partied there.
If you've pissed off of a 50 foot balcony next to another dude to see who can hit the cars below, you've partied there.
If you've gotten hammered and pissed in one of the bedrooms, you've partied there...hell, you may have even LIVED there.
If you've thrown your friend's clothes down the stairs, then repeatedly kicked him in the ribcage, you've partied there.
If you've been drunk enough to shit on the bathroom carpet while bent over puking, you've partied there, and you were probably not sober.
If you've climbed out a sketchy 2' x 3' 3rd floor bedroom window, shimmied across a duct-taped downspout held up by a gutter above a dry-rotted balcony, just to drink on the 65 degree angle roof 60+ feet above the concrete below, then you've definitely partied there.
If you've made out with some of the ugliest chicks in Cincinnati, sadly the chances are pretty good you were partying there.
"Holy shit, did you hear that Hammered Mike pissed in Dan's bedroom closet last night?"
"At The Dan's?"
"Yep. It turns out that he'd been drinking."
"No shit?"
"Yea, hence the nickname."
"Dude, James made out with like 4 random chicks at The Dan's last night."
"Isn't that the same queer that shit on the bathroom floor?"
"Indeed...what a douche."
"At The Dan's?"
"Yep. It turns out that he'd been drinking."
"No shit?"
"Yea, hence the nickname."
"Dude, James made out with like 4 random chicks at The Dan's last night."
"Isn't that the same queer that shit on the bathroom floor?"
"Indeed...what a douche."