When you are at work and you have to shit extremely bad, you start doing a little dance to keep it from coming out. This is known as "the dance"
"Dude, I was the only manager at work today so I couldn't go to the bathroom, I was doing the dance!"

"Man, I had to close the shop today because I was doing the dance so hard. Once I got to the bathroom I force-fed that toilet"
by J Rizzy August 09, 2008
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The series of movements in rythmn that is appropriate for every situation and/or music
Emma preformed “The Dance” for 3 hours straight at winter formal and killed it the entire time.
by The juicy juice February 04, 2019
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Slang for the Men's NCAA Basketball Tournement
Do you think that UTEP will make it to the dance?

No, they lost 6 of their last 7
by Gods2ndBestGift March 14, 2010
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term used for meth by meth users in norcal.
tim: yo, you wanna do the dance tonight?
jim: nah fool you trippin.
by tellyeyemloco January 02, 2010
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A BRILLIANT single by the band Fall Out Boy, from their album From Under The Cork Tree.
Video:
The band go to a high school prom, simultaneously playing and attending as geekier versions of themselves.
It's also based on the 80s, featuring the geeks triumphing over the cool people.
Notably, about a minute and a half in, lead guitaist Joe Tromhan does a move now called Trohmania, jumping up and spinning with his guitar.
Patrick Stump's dancing is a particular highlight.
At the very end all members have found love, and Pete Wentz does the Thriller dance!
The video is a little longer than the song, thanks to an intro bit, and a few seconds of improvised dialogue.
Have you seen the video to Dance, Dance? It's really good!
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Not giving a shit about what other people think of you as you move you body gracefully (or not so gracefully) rhythmically to the beat of music. Often done at parties, discos, etc... Can be done on one's own but is more fun done in pairs or in groups.
Man that party was CRAZY! We were dancing all night and all mornin'!
by Captain Capable May 30, 2012
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Dance is an artistic sport that combines music and movement to tell a story or show an emotion. The music give the power to connect the movement to something withing the dancer.

Dance is not something that "99.9 % of heterosexual men hate to do". Dance can be done by everybody, regardless of gender or sexual preference. It is as demanding as football is, and the injuries are about the same.
Without feeling, dance is exercise.
by LeonWolftail July 13, 2012
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