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Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno and lies about it, saying a police officer broke it while breaking up a 'fight'
Man, Mike really did a Dandy on himself last night
by Kyle Wallace April 21, 2003
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That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD
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Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.
I caught Mike doing The Dandy today!
by Wesley Laughlin April 20, 2003
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