Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno and lies about it, saying a police officer broke it while breaking up a 'fight'
Man, Mike really did a Dandy on himself last night
by Kyle Wallace April 22, 2003
Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.
I caught Mike doing The Dandy today!
by Wesley Laughlin April 20, 2003
Someone you desperately want to be with forever and but circumstances don’t allow it. This is usually because of distance between you or requirements from other priorities like school or work.
She’s always travelling for her job, she’s just my dandie.
by AirTriangle October 29, 2018
1. A man who takes great care with his clothing and general appearance, especially one who is nonchalant in demeanor and (historically) tries to develop aristocratic hobbies, language, and honorable ideals. (See also fop)

2. A flamboyant or effeminate male, regardless of sexual orientation. (See also metrosexual and flamer)

3. Outstanding in its particular class; splendid. (Often used sarcastically)

4. A charming androgynous person of either gender. (See also gender bender)
A proper dandy dresses with dignity, unlike fops who are foolish and vain.

Ted: "Gosh, that guy is such a dandy."
Sue: "Well, flamboyance works for him."

Kate: "Are you okay? I know I keep asking..."
Rob: "Yeah, I'm just dandy."

Jane: "Wow, look at that dandy over there!"
Sal: "Do you think it's a boy, or a girl?"
Jane: "Does it really matter? I thought you were bi."
by ThatMagpie January 12, 2010
When something is fine. It can't get any better.
"How are you doing Elz?"

"Why dude, I am just dandy thanks."
by eleanor kicks ass March 17, 2004
David when he is eating ducks
Apple juice: Hey want to get some ducks
Dandelion: nonno remember how David gets

David: excuse me

Apple juice: oh right he gets dandis
by ryan_schenk May 23, 2019