The AC

Abbreviation for “Anal Commando;” A title given to a person (typically a male) in an authoritative position who abuses his (or her) power. Said person is typically overzealous and uptight (anal).

Principal McVicker is a real Anal Commando! He has a huge bug up his ass.

The AC gave me another detention in class today.

AC Rimmerman is a real cunt-- he nailed me with another fine today.

by Vaughn Rosenbloom April 12, 2006

The AC

An incompetent Air force band member who bumbles through his extravagantly banal life trying to impress people who clearly don’t want his attention.

"The AC tried to impress me but he's just a good for nothing AC."

by Ollie August 24, 2003

the ac special

bringing a girl home, only to disappoint her with a limp schlong

Guy 1: You get laid last night?
Guy 2: Nah man, I gave her the ac special
Guy 1: Oh shit, not again. You got to stop drinking so heavy bro.

by marshall aka big nuts May 6, 2020

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!

by JackHenryHofstra January 1, 2011

The AC-130

A sexual technique involving a single woman surrounded by three men, all in various phases of orgasm. Each man rotates around the girl's head in a circular fashion, mimicking each of the AC-130's cannons in Modern Warfare: 2 with their money shots.

Female 1: "Enemy AC-130 above!"
Males 1, 2, and 3 in unison: "Friendly AC-130 in the Air!"
*Each male unloads on the female's face in a cicular rotation in The AC-130 style*

by Hangovergoblin November 20, 2010

The AC Smear

The act of banging a girl in a car and right as you finish, you smear it onto the car seat and stick it back in.

Dude, did you hear that Aiden pulled off the AC smear in the car the other night?

by Lack luster Lacinto May 23, 2024

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011