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The 19 minute rule 

The rule of never having a girlfriend who lives more than 19 minutes away from you, so that you'll always be able to get to her before your morning wood goes to waste.
Yo that girl was hot but it's a 40-minute drive to get to her, so I passed. Remember the 19 minute rule!
The 19 minute rule by Al X February 17, 2007

The Covid 19 

The 19 pounds you gain while in quarantine eating nothing but delivery.
I'll end up gaining the Covid 19 in no time if I keep supporting all these local restaurants!

The COVID-19 

The typical amount of weight you gain while in quarantine.
“I definitely gained the COVID-19 while in quarantine these past three months”

K-19 the Widowmaker 

A traditional courtship practice, between prospective a prospective suitor and his would be mate. The female party in the relationship sits on a bed, and puts her legs behind her head, thereby exposing her " winking brown eye". The suitor strips down naked, and stands across the rooms. On the count of three, he sprints towards the lady, with the attempt of bullseyeing her anus, to achieve balls deep penetration of mythical proportions. Unfortunately, if not successful, this practice usually leads to death.
Lawyer: "Don't you find it odd, that Mrs.Hall took out a $10,000,000 life insurance policy on her husband, THE VERY DAY before asking him to perform a "K-19 the Widowmaker" on her???"

The Covid 19 

Like the "freshman 15" but it's the weight you gain from being stuck in quarantine.
My mom asked if i gained weight and i said "yeah i got a case of 'The Covid 19'
The Covid 19 by Dickerson231 April 21, 2020

19 the avenue lutrell hall dunboyne co.meath 

Lil' Kickers Dunboyne Location owned by Saatvik.
Max: im bout to kick in your head at 19 the avenue lutrell hall dunboyne co.meath