The Shire 

A place in a book by JRR Tolkein. It is somewhat like the rural areas of the west of England, for instance, most of somerset, most of devon, all of cornwall, and people there speak like their from somerset or devon too!

Person 1: Oh my god it's a hobbit from the shire!
Person 2: No, that's just a small person from somewhere near Shepton Mallet

The Shire by OceanPhoenix March 10, 2011

the shire 

A magical place that withholds many secrets. The room is owned by a gadavier who goes only by a name that is unpronounceable. It's really cool shit man come by and we will light er up.

The Shire, Witte A 735

the shire by mitch is back October 11, 2009

The Shire 

The place you float off to once you start toking.

"Hurry and light my blunt man, can't wait to get to the shire!" hobbiton lala land toke marajuana broccoli

The Shire by marvin890809 September 24, 2011

The Shire 

Slang for New Hampshire.

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"

The Shire by Jack324 January 16, 2009

The Shire 

A cesspit inhabited by the most revolting skanks and violent douche bags on the planet. They're all blinded by a wall of arrogance that is cemented together with stupidity and ignorance. they tend to believe that they are gods gift to creation and call everyone who bags them "Jealous".

Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.

"Dude I almost got bashed last night!"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"

The Shire by Shire hater March 3, 2008

the shire 

An area of Sydney where the locals seem to think it's "God's country"..

Just an isolated hole with filled with wax heads, surfy skanks, a nuclear reactor in close proximity and a bunch of know-nothing fucktards.

I would never like to buy a house in the shire, it's the shittest place in the world.

the shire by cookieboy June 13, 2005

The shire 

the area of Cronulla, Caringbah, Kurnell, Taren Point, Woolooware. Skankiest, most bogan part of Sydney. No one wants a good party they all have parties to get drunk and get on the news. Most kids in the shire are even neglected and druggos or annoying little spoilt brats. The Shire is mostly known for having Cronulla in it which is just another place with toilets for brats to give head in and go swimming to show off your ass

Non-shire person 1: I caught Maria giving head to some guy once again, she's such a spoilt brat.
Non-shire person 2: yeah coz she's from the shire, what do you expect

The shire by schoolgirl June 26, 2016