A place in a book by JRR Tolkein. It is somewhat like the rural areas of the west of England, for instance, most of somerset, most of devon, all of cornwall, and people there speak like their from somerset or devon too!
Person 1: Oh my god it's a hobbit from the shire!
Person 2: No, that's just a small person from somewhere near Shepton Mallet
Person 2: No, that's just a small person from somewhere near Shepton Mallet
by OceanPhoenix February 23, 2011
"Hurry and light my blunt man, can't wait to get to the shire!" hobbiton lala land toke marajuana broccoli
by marvin890809 September 24, 2011
Slang for New Hampshire.
by Jack324 January 17, 2009
A cesspit inhabited by the most revolting skanks and violent douche bags on the planet. They're all blinded by a wall of arrogance that is cemented together with stupidity and ignorance. they tend to believe that they are gods gift to creation and call everyone who bags them "Jealous".
Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
"Dude I almost got bashed last night!"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"
by Shire hater March 03, 2008
by con chen June 07, 2004
by The Smiths August 09, 2006
Collective gathering of nerds from UC Irvine's first-year Middle Earth dormitory. They are the "special honor kids."
Did you see those kids from The Shire walking past us Dennis? You could spot the nerdiness from like ten miles away.
by Leo Kang May 31, 2003