the "victim" 

everytime something bad happens to you, there's a toxic friend that will bring up stuff that's happened to them to draw attention. They normally act like their life is 10x more terrible than yours even if it isn't

"Yeah..my grandma passed away last night.."
"Well try growing up without one! *stares intensely at table* you think its bad your grandma died..."
(internally) STFU you stupid retard nobody cares if you're the "victim"

the "victim" by bangtantv March 3, 2020

the victim box 

Slang for the commonly experienced state of mind where life has been a series of victimizations which have come to contain and define someone.

He had been existing inside of the victim box for so long, struggling to exit the toxic narrative and redefine himself against all of the warm and fuzzy sympathies which at some point in his growth, had become almost entirely repugnant.

the victim box by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019

Play The Victim 

A person that always pretends to be the underdog, the victim in every problem in his/her life, which is very annoying, fake, childish, mean, and kind of make he/she a "See You Next Tuesday"!!
*Cough* *Taylor* *Cough* *Swift* *Cough* *Cough*

Kim: You (Taylor) Completely Dissed My Husband Just to Play the Victim Again

Play The Victim by TeamKimye July 19, 2016

Playing the victim 

Playing the Victim A well known band in the 519 area of Ontario.

Boys are from fergus, arthur and mount forest. Just basically from bum fuck no where.

"OMG IS THAT PLAYING THE VICTIM?"
-YEAH B-
"OMG THERE SO HARDCORE"
-YEAH B-

Playing the victim by hugobird August 9, 2008

victoria the victim 

Victoria is a masterful actor, and her favourite character is to play the victim! You don’t need to do anything to know that Victoria has daddy issues within the first 5 seconds of meeting her (because she won’t shut the fuck up about it). No amount of sex or masturbation will ever satisfy her! She’s fucked more than 50 guys, and she’ll fuck anything (even a rubber ducky!)

Gerald: where is Victoria the victim?
John: probably at the back room sucking off 14 guys
Gerald: sweet

victoria the victim by Meowmeowkitten June 25, 2022

The Burn Victim 

In plastic surgery; name given to a style of facelift that people choose to have. Also known as "The Bruce Jenner".

"Hey Doc, I think I am gonna go with 'The Burn Victim' today."

The Burn Victim by asshat47 April 3, 2009

Kato, the Purest Victim 

The man who woke up in mustard circa 2012, done by his friend and a screaming child.

Kato was peacefully dreaming in his pink lipstick blanket on a pull out couch, defenseless, pure, peaceful. Two terrorists walked into the room, one wielding a bottle of mustard (the weapon in this situation) and proceeds, aside a young child, to drench Kato in the substance, causing immense confusion followed by an approximately 1 minute state of hysteria. Kato is noticeably upset by the attack, shouting at the terrorists whilst also being a yellow mess. A child is heard painfully screaming aside the hysterics caused by Kato and the mustard menace. Kato, who is currently unable to breathe, lunges at the young child and slightly elder one, killing them before the tape cuts.

The tape is currently being held by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation and was shown during the court case and on a YouTube video, titled "Kato caught slippin str8 mustard face"

Me: Have you heard the story of Kato, The Purest Victim?
Friend: What a tragedy, it was.

Kato, the Purest Victim by alecwind July 18, 2021