alecwind's definitions

barbetus

a singular barbet, despite the fact that barbet is already singular

Friend: Hello!
Me: Barbetus.
Friend: I have three toes.

by alecwind June 25, 2021

barbet

barbet

Friend: Hello!
Me: barbet

by alecwind June 25, 2021

h

The peak of comedy.

Me: H
The World: *applause*
Mr Boerum: no

by alecwind June 25, 2021

Tyler McMuffin

My son's name.

Tyler McMuffin: I am your son.
Me: Correct.

by alecwind June 25, 2021

BARNOD

The ultimate life form, described as "The Intelligent One" or in some cases "The Handsome One" which is also Chapter 13 of Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Pile of Ash.

Friend: I'm a Christian.
Me: But what about BARNOD?

by alecwind June 25, 2021

Mr. Bungle 2

The sequel to a band now with Ian Scott and Dave Lombardo of Anthrax and Slayer respectively.

Mr. Bungle 2 is fine, I guess.

Mom: I hate you.
Me: Shut up, Dave Lombardo just joined Mr. Bungle 2!
Mom: Oh shit you're right.

by alecwind June 25, 2021

Gropey

The secret 8th dwarf. He doesn't get let out anymore.

Dopey: Hey, remember Gropey?
Doc: Don't speak of him.

by alecwind June 25, 2021