asshat47's definitions

narp juice

When dropping a mad duece; it's the toilet water that splashes up on your ass from the pure velocity of your log.

Hey Rick, can you pass me another roll of toilet paper?  I have been soaked again by narp juice.

by asshat47 April 2, 2009

bundlitis

The condition of humping too many bundles of roofing shingles to where your body feels worn down.

"Sorry George, I have bundlitis and I need a break."

by Asshat47 April 2, 2009

The Burn Victim

In plastic surgery; name given to a style of facelift that people choose to have. Also known as "The Bruce Jenner".

"Hey Doc, I think I am gonna go with 'The Burn Victim' today."

by asshat47 April 3, 2009