the "Richard"

To this day it is still not known what or who Richard is. He will appear in your bathroom at 3 am and will proceed to use your shower for two hours. He is known to wear an S10 gas mask and boxers only but occasionally will wear full SAS black load out. He also has a bread stick that he always takes with him and it so stale that it is hard as stone. He is usually accepted as an entity that protects people but he will attack terrorists, murderers, rapists and etc.

"Bro the "Richard" will protect us if something happens."

the "Richard" by Dildo Nibba April 2, 2019

The Richard 

A euphemism for the d.

All the girls in my class are desperate for The Richard.

The Richard by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

The Richard Nixon 

When a man goes down on a woman. Spells out "I am not a crook" with his tongue and raises his two hands in the air giving duel peace signs...

When you tell your girlfriend that you want her to go deep throat but looks at you and says she wants the Richard Nixon first.

The Richard Nixon by Dirty73 May 23, 2018

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space 

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space by taodiorne March 15, 2009

The Richard Weiss Scoring System 

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.

Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"

The Richard Weiss Scoring System by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019

The Richard Prior 

You fuck her silly, then you lite her on fire!

I did the Richard Prior on her last night.

The Richard Prior by PVT.Slingblade April 11, 2011

The Richard Nixon 

When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"

On Halloween, I gave my girlfriend The Richard Nixon.

The Richard Nixon by ChristWhite December 17, 2008