4 definitions by ChristWhite

chinese ass hammer

Literally hammering a searing hot railroad spike into an asian girls asshole. Making sure she will never forget you
This is ofcourse a tribute to Chinese New Year.

"What did you and Ling Ling do last night?"
"Well since it was the Chinese New Year, I gave her the chinese ass hammer."
"Wow, she will never forget you..."

by ChristWhite December 9, 2008

The Grinch

Stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using Christmas Themed items.

"I raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells."
"YOU GRINCH!"
"Don't make me give you The Grinch you next..."

by ChristWhite December 9, 2008

The Rewind

Performing vaginal or anal sex on a woman without a comdom, pulling out, and tasting her off of your own dick.

"That bitch is so fine, I'd pull the rewind with her."
"Be kind, please rewind."

by ChristWhite December 15, 2008

The Richard Nixon

When you cum on a woman's face, and afer she complains about it you exclaim "I AM NOT A CROOK!" Also known as the "Tricky Dick"

On Halloween, I gave my girlfriend The Richard Nixon.

by ChristWhite December 9, 2008