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textapated

When you fail to look at your phone (due to sleeping, being occupied, being intoxicated, etc.) for a long time and the number of text messages you receive backs up greatly from your lack of response. This results in spending a long time answering your texts.
"Dude, did you get my message?"
"Nah, man. I passed out last night and now I'm super textapated."
textapated by amvanstan July 25, 2014
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Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Textapated by GFeet March 14, 2009

textipated 

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.
Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.
textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014

Textdated 

Keeping someone updated about situations or events by texting often.
"I'm busy all day today, but I'll keep you textdated on what I'm doing and where I am."
Textdated by DrWro May 14, 2013

textapathy 

When someone sends you a text, and you fail to have any interest in encouraging a long 'text' conversation.
Person 1: hey, I've had the worst week ever... I'm about to flip my shit. Uggghhhhhhh... anyways, what's going on with you?

Person 2: nada.

Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.

Person 2: nope.

Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."

Person 2: oh, that sucks.

Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?

Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.
textapathy by udftw January 17, 2009

twitapated

A word to describe the emotion of being head over heels in love with someone
Includes gosebumps and thinking of 'said' person constantly
Im twitapated with you so much
twitapated by LoverBoy XxX January 8, 2007

textmated 

When a computer application has not received any useful update in many years and the users start to migrate to competing software not because they are necessarily better, but because they have regular updates.

Background:
The popular Mac text editor TextMate has not had any useful update in over 4 years. Leading to many TextMate users leaving for alternative text editors.
Tiz: "QuickSilver is quickly becoming textmated."
Miz: "Yeah, I textmated to LaunchBar last month. I wish they had a picture based UI like QuickSilver."

Bounce: "I textmated to BBEdit last week, it's going to take awhile to get used to, but at least I know there are going to be regular updates."
textmated by vinnyrose August 13, 2011
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