vextipated

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what happens when you are so angry, or vexed, that it causes instantaneous constipation.

Usually accompanied by a pained facial expression and inexplicable stomach cramps.

Marc: hey, you alright man? you don't look so good

Josh: yeah, but getting pulled over like that just got me all .. vextipated.

vextipated by grrlshadow March 30, 2009

Words you can keep

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

well ventilated dress shoes by not Kevin May 31, 2006

textipated

When you want to respond to a text message but you have no clue what to say.

Girl: Hey, why didn't you respond to my text yesterday?

Guy: Sorry, that message made me textipated.

textipated by Captain Crohn's February 20, 2014

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

well ventilated dress shoes by KennyMac May 31, 2006

Ventilated

(of a butt) being flat or poorly shaped.

“She got a nice ass?”
“Nah man that shit is ventilated”.

Ventilated by hanojnokreb March 11, 2023

Vetinated

What happens to animals at the vets

My cat was sick so I had to get her vetinated.

Vetinated by orekyo January 8, 2012

vexilated

furious, annoyed beyond belief

he was an hour late, i was bare vexilated

vexilated by vexilatedkween January 15, 2018

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026