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Textipation 

When you have something embarrassing, saddening, hurtful, and/or compromising typed up to text someone and you just can't send it.
guy#1: I tried to break up with my girlfriend with a text and I just couldn't send the text.

guy#2: Sounds to me like you've got a bad case of textipation.
Textipation by JD-AK October 16, 2008
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Textipation 

That anticipation experienced when you are texting your friend, beloved, or even a coworker and all you see are those the 3 little bouncing dots ... You are on the edge of your seat waiting for the message. The bouncing dots tell you they are there composing something good (or is it bad?) The anticipation is just TOO much.
OMG girl! The textipation I felt when I was waiting to hear from David was just KILLING me!
Textipation by FlyGirl6886 May 3, 2022

Textipation 

When a text on your cell phone won't go throw, as in becoming constipated.
"Why didn't you reply to my message last night?"
-- My phone had textipation last night, sorry.
Textipation by funkylilwhitegrl November 30, 2007

textipation 

The condition of having too many text messages locked or saved on one's cell phone, keeping the memory capacity maxed out at 90% or greater at all times.
My cell phone has textipation from locking all of my boyfriends messages, I'm going to have to get a new phone or start deleting them.
textipation by ***L.A.*** March 12, 2009

textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015
A conversation/dialog with another individual via Text Messaging.
I was having a textation with my 18 year old daughter about her desire to get a tattoo.
Textation by Kenn Edwards January 8, 2008

Textration 

The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply
Common situation of textration:

(Over text)

Guy: "Hey whats up?"

Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"

Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"

Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"

Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"

(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)

(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."

10 more minutes

Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."

(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"
Textration by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010
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