textabation

To talk and mastubate to text on the pc, cell phone etc.

also know as to cyber.

Oral textabation involves typing with your tongue while mastubating.

1st person: let me textabate you all the way to heaven
1st person: let me touch your inner thigh
2nd person: mm i love textabation, take me
2nd person: oh yes baby you do it so well ;)

textabation by Msgiggles March 17, 2007

textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.

My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.

textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015

Textation

A conversation/dialog with another individual via Text Messaging.

I was having a textation with my 18 year old daughter about her desire to get a tattoo.

Textation by Kenn Edwards January 8, 2008

Textration 

The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply

Common situation of textration:

(Over text)

Guy: "Hey whats up?"

Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"

Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"

Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"

Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"

(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)

(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."

10 more minutes

Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."

(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"

Textration by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010

Textlation 

When you misunderstand a point someone is trying to convey through an all text medium (cell phones, internet chatting, etc.) because you are unable to see their body language, or hear the fluctuations in the tone of their voice.

I messaged her saying I was going to kill her, but my sarcasm was lost in textlation. Now I have been arrested for threatening her life.

Textlation by Sheski April 19, 2010

textation

A conversation that takes place entirely through text messages, whether through instant messaging, sms messages, chat rooms, message boards or posting on each other's home pages.

"Did you talk with Dominic last night?"
"Sort of, we had a textation."

textation by Mel from Hell January 8, 2009

textitation 

An invitation to party via text message. One should not feel as socially obligated to attend as they would be if they were invited by mail or over the phone.

Kyle: "yo, you going to amanda's party? its going to be lame ass!"

Steve: "no way man, she only sent me a textitation, that bitch actually called you!"

textitation by itaub1 December 9, 2008