A hormone found in varying levels in both genders of the human species. Typically, in men, it causes them to send aggressive and or ballsy text messages in an attempt to
get a girl to date them. In women, it results in
massive text-messaging, and, in rare cases, a textosterone storm, where they send text messages faster than you can
read them, much less reply.
Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my
phone down on the counter, and when I got back
like five seconds later, I had
23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.