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The act of when two gay men sit in different rooms in the same house and text eachother about all the intimate things they did over the weekend. It would only happen if the texts were about their cocks and assholes.

Gay guy 1 "I had great text-sex with Ralph last night, it sooo great!"

text-sex by darthva-jay-jay May 15, 2008

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text sex

text messegeing everything you are going to do to a certain lover while pleasuring yourself..... on the other end that certain lover is pleasuring theirself as well...

wow...i am not allowed to tell but i had hott text sex with mark the other day

text sex by loverslane July 21, 2008

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text sex

When one uses a cell phone's text messages feature to engage in sexually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone sex or cyber sex. This is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.

It's ashame that that fox lives so far away... I wish I could have him right now! I suppose text sex will have to do.

text sex by The Macstablishment February 17, 2007

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Text Sex

Using your cell phone as a devise to send sexy messages to your lover(s).

Jen: Did you see Gregory last night?

Denise: No, but we had text sex for hours.

Text Sex by A Wilted Rose December 16, 2008

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text sex

Only the best sex ever. Send texts of what you wish you were doing to the other person but know you never will. Get texts back of what they are pretending to do to you but you will really only ever do it to your self. Text sex - the worlds new way of pretending to have sex.

I have a big imagination thats why i have text sex.

text sex by Matt111 January 13, 2008

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Text Sex

Describing sexual acts through a text message between two cellular devices

" Text Sex on my Samsung!" -The Midnight Beasts

Text Sex by kaytmackande March 17, 2010

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Text Sex

Similar to phone sex, except it's the act in which two people text message each other simultaneously to the point of feeling strong, erotic emotions.

Man, jaclyn was texting that guy for so long last night, I bet she was having text sex!

Text Sex by festermajoo January 20, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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