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The act of when two gay men sit in different rooms in the same house and text eachother about all the intimate things they did over the weekend. It would only happen if the texts were about their cocks and assholes.
Gay guy 1 "I had great text-sex with Ralph last night, it sooo great!"
text-sex by darthva-jay-jay May 15, 2008
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text sex 

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text messegeing everything you are going to do to a certain lover while pleasuring yourself..... on the other end that certain lover is pleasuring theirself as well...
wow...i am not allowed to tell but i had hott text sex with mark the other day
text sex by loverslane July 21, 2008

text sex 

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When one uses a cell phone's text messages feature to engage in sexually arrousing discussion in a similar fashion to phone sex or cyber sex. This is most commonly employed for propinquitous-challenged individuals.
It's ashame that that fox lives so far away... I wish I could have him right now! I suppose text sex will have to do.
text sex by The Macstablishment February 17, 2007

Text Sex 

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Using your cell phone as a devise to send sexy messages to your lover(s).
Jen: Did you see Gregory last night?

Denise: No, but we had text sex for hours.
Text Sex by A Wilted Rose December 16, 2008

text sex 

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Only the best sex ever. Send texts of what you wish you were doing to the other person but know you never will. Get texts back of what they are pretending to do to you but you will really only ever do it to your self. Text sex - the worlds new way of pretending to have sex.
I have a big imagination thats why i have text sex.
text sex by Matt111 January 13, 2008

Text Sex 

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Describing sexual acts through a text message between two cellular devices
" Text Sex on my Samsung!" -The Midnight Beasts
Text Sex by kaytmackande March 17, 2010

Text Sex 

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Similar to phone sex, except it's the act in which two people text message each other simultaneously to the point of feeling strong, erotic emotions.
Man, jaclyn was texting that guy for so long last night, I bet she was having text sex!
Text Sex by festermajoo January 20, 2008
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