4 definitions by Matt111

text sex

Only the best sex ever. Send texts of what you wish you were doing to the other person but know you never will. Get texts back of what they are pretending to do to you but you will really only ever do it to your self. Text sex - the worlds new way of pretending to have sex.

I have a big imagination thats why i have text sex.

by Matt111 January 6, 2008

Amp

At the last supper jesus said a bunch of shit and then "take my blood and drink it" he then handed to the apostles a can of amp.

Dude, stop trying to have sex with my amp.

by Matt111 January 6, 2008

Mountain Dew

Many people think that man made mountain dew, what they don't realize is mountain dew made man.

I just drank a mountain dew...I think I just ejaculated in my pants.

by Matt111 January 6, 2008

fuk

either you think its bad to say fuck so you say it without actally saying it but your typing it anyway so whats the difference, say it or dont. If this isnt the reason then your just to god damn lazy to type the letter c. or its not a fag reason like this and everyone should just stop asuming your gay like that cause really that key on your keyboard or what ever the hell your typing with is really just broken so fuck off, there happy i said it, i said fuck so fuck you all damn it.

Fuk that stupid letter on my fuking keyboard is going razy again i an't stand when my omputers keyborad does this rap.

by Matt111 January 6, 2008