testopesto 

testo-pesto. n.

1. Another term for semen. 2. Herbacious, yet delicious semen. 3. Green semen.

I tried to hold it in as she ran her tongue over the tip of my dick, but I couldn't resist squirting my testopesto all over her face.

testopesto by ConformOrElse December 30, 2013

testostoritch

results in random, usually unnecessary show of masculinity to either impress, intimidate, upstage, hinder target giving perpetrator a self involved since of accomplishment

first guy>>>Man did you see Johnny run up and pop that boy in the mouth as soon as he pulled up, he didnt even let him get his seatbelt off son? lol 2nd guy>>> Yeah man I saw that clown, he must of had a testostoritch he needed to scratch or somethin' lol
example 2 first guy>>>Check out Johnny over there flexin, takin those chicks to the gun show. 2nd guy>>> man that fool is always scratchin his testostoritch!

testostoritch by rhyynno October 18, 2011

Testostoric 

ADJ Denotes something whose action is motivated purely by testosterone; Something done in a manly, and overly-aggressive fashion.

Overly excessive flexing of the bicep can be considered testostoric.

Testostoric by Luke Hobbs May 30, 2007

Testostoballs 

Something that women tend to lack.

'I need more testostoballs and then I can be a bearded scrotemaster'

Testostoballs by Schmaz March 14, 2005

Testostocrat 

Someone who condones rule by men.

A feminist response to a chauvanistic comment or joke: "Oh piss off, you testostocrat!"

Testostocrat by Leeroyuk February 27, 2011