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testo-pesto. n.

1. Another term for semen. 2. Herbacious, yet delicious semen. 3. Green semen.
I tried to hold it in as she ran her tongue over the tip of my dick, but I couldn't resist squirting my testopesto all over her face.
by ConformOrElse December 26, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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