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i was testing

“I was testing
*mental breakdown*
Geppy I’m going to ban you!”
i was testing by “”” April 22, 2019
Insulting someone's technological trustworthiness, derived from trying to write jestin' on a computer or iphone and then having it corrected.
1. "I'm not even sure you know how to use your iphone, Alex."

"Were you just TESTIN' me?"

2. "Macon, you testin'."

"What are you talking about, Doug?"

"Oops, sorry, i tried to say jestin', but my iphone auto-corrected it."
Testin' by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009

testicalls 

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006
To test or to try someone by irritating, aggravating, annoying or anything less than pleasurable.

Testing can also be a premeditated plot to see what you would do in a certain situation.
"This boy's been testing my patience all day."

"He asked me if I wanted a 3some but I think he was just testing me. He don't get down like that."
testing by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

Beta-testing 

The initial phase in a new relationship when you are testing it for bugs or glitches.
How is it going with Mark? Will you commit?

Dunno... I am beta-testing him?
Beta-testing by rperazag May 13, 2010

french testing 

A Jamaican colloquialism for placing your penis between a woman's breasts and proceeding to pleasure yourself. titty fuck
Well endowed girl comes into view....

Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"

Mark: "French testing for the win!"
french testing by earlito December 5, 2010